Monday, January 09, 2006 · posted at 3:22 PM
Nursery Tales. I've read The Nanny Diaries, thumbed through Admissions, chuckled at sitcom jokes about the competition for preschools in New York, but I never thought it was true. Surely it was all exaggerated for dramatic/comedic purposes... People can't be that ridiculous... right?

Then I saw this job posting:
I am signing my child up for nursery school at the Children's Aid Society on Sullivan street on Monday evening. As expected this is in high demand in Manhattan and I will need to get in line the day before registration begins.

I am looking for a responsible student to stand in line from 11:30pm on Monday evening to 7:30am on Tuesday morning. I will have a lawn chair and sleeping bag available. We can talk strategy on keeping warm if you are interested!
Seriously?

I don't know what makes me laugh more - the use of the word "I" in I will need to get in line the day before when clearly she means "not me...you" or the talking of strategies to keep warm. Because really, who better to know how to "rough it" in the cold than the pampered Park Avenue elite...

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