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Friday, July 23, 2004 · posted at 1:08 PM

The one with the boobies. Galvez has a theory that fun girls have big nipples. I love debates like this. Not because it's easy to poke holes in blanket statements and generalizations, but because it's fun to see a bunch of people running around holding dirty subway change up against their pecular regions.

Now the original claim had several problems, mostly with terminology. "Big" was operationalized to quarter-sized or larger and "nipple" was extended to nippular areas (the actual nipple and areola) although it will be referred to as nipple only. "Fun" is never defined. When I think of fun, I think of good times, which is also ambiguous because there's "life-of-the-party-good-time" and then there's "she was a good time (wink wink, nudge nudge)."

But the biggest problem with this claim is... it's just wrong.

Quarter-size is not that big. I feel like it's probably average or normal sized (of course the sample I am using consists of myself, photographs from McCall's articles like "Do I have breast cancer? When to worry" and any actress who has filmed a topless scene - not exactly representative of the population as a whole). I think that most girls probably meet the big nipple criteria and the bar's gotta be raised higher - half-dollar size perhaps?

In all likelihood, your ends are probably proportional to your overall breast size. Imagine a Snapple cap sitting atop a 34A breast versus atop a 40DD. The former is not how nature intended.

Also, nipples have the oh so fun ability to change over time. Aside from child-bearing and the whole milk-production that ensues, there is also that pesky "friend of the month" that causes soreness and sensitivity along with swelling of areas.. or areolas. And let me ask you, are females really more "fun" around this time of the month? Doubtful.

That conversation just left me with a bad taste in my mouth - I desired to have big nipples so I could be "fun." I don't want big nipples! I mean not what I consider "big" anyway. See, there's quarter-size and then there's quarter of. Huge difference. Aesthetically, you just want everything to be proportionate (and since I'm screwed on this count in the size department, I feel owed in other departments). My personal preference is just not to have anything larger than my current non-menstruating state.

I can't believe I researched this... and then wrote about it. Time to go lock myself in a padded room - with a dime, quarter and half-dollar.
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Author's note: The intention of this entry is not to offend anyone who is nippularly endowed. It's all about preference! And I've stated this earlier. This may not need to be explicitly stated, but Princess Diaries didn't issue any kind of disclaimer and a curly-haired organization issued a boycott.



	Friday, July 23, 2004 · posted at 1:08 PM The one with the boobies. Galvez has a theory that fun girls have big nipples. I love debates like this. Not because it's easy to poke holes in blanket statements and generalizations, but because it's fun to see a bunch of people running around holding dirty subway change up against their pecular regions. Now the original claim had several problems, mostly with terminology. "Big" was operationalized to quarter-sized or larger and "nipple" was extended to nippular areas (the actual nipple and areola) although it will be referred to as nipple only. "Fun" is never defined. When I think of fun, I think of good times, which is also ambiguous because there's "life-of-the-party-good-time" and then there's "she was a good time (wink wink, nudge nudge)." But the biggest problem with this claim is... it's just wrong. Quarter-size is not that big. I feel like it's probably average or normal sized (of course the sample I am using consists of myself, photographs from McCall's articles like "Do I have breast cancer? When to worry" and any actress who has filmed a topless scene - not exactly representative of the population as a whole). I think that most girls probably meet the big nipple criteria and the bar's gotta be raised higher - half-dollar size perhaps? In all likelihood, your ends are probably proportional to your overall breast size. Imagine a Snapple cap sitting atop a 34A breast versus atop a 40DD. The former is not how nature intended. Also, nipples have the oh so fun ability to change over time. Aside from child-bearing and the whole milk-production that ensues, there is also that pesky "friend of the month" that causes soreness and sensitivity along with swelling of areas.. or areolas. And let me ask you, are females really more "fun" around this time of the month? Doubtful. That conversation just left me with a bad taste in my mouth - I desired to have big nipples so I could be "fun." I don't want big nipples! I mean not what I consider "big" anyway. See, there's quarter-size and then there's quarter of. Huge difference. Aesthetically, you just want everything to be proportionate (and since I'm screwed on this count in the size department, I feel owed in other departments). My personal preference is just not to have anything larger than my current non-menstruating state. I can't believe I researched this... and then wrote about it. Time to go lock myself in a padded room - with a dime, quarter and half-dollar. ____________________ Author's note: The intention of this entry is not to offend anyone who is nippularly endowed. It's all about preference! And I've stated this earlier. This may not need to be explicitly stated, but Princess Diaries didn't issue any kind of disclaimer and a curly-haired organization issued a boycott.	Recent Posts Author's note: Some programs are required to have ... Blind leading the blind. What do you do when instr... Dress your family in corduroy and denim. Guys ofte... Excuse me, but my Rorschach blot has wrinkles. Ha... Child's play. I’m not sure I quite understand the ... The bag of chips. VH1's "I Love the 90's" premie... Can’t I hold the boom mic? Karen's old roommmate m... Gobstopper Going to the movies always brings cert... Jedi Mind Tricks Spider-Man 2 broke opening day r... The problem with lies is that you build them up an... Morning news babie goose ryan bluemouse daves son dawntaught desiree diorama emily escadawg galveric high entropy invisible cube jepgato kyellow lilly mhuang mogbert nudream starfish + coffee verbivore Archives March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 January 2007 March 2007 April 2007 November 2008

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