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Friday, August 20, 2004 · posted at 1:26 PM

Where there's a Will, there's a way. Last night, Will, the fashionable, endearing witty nurse with the southern drawl, was evicted from the Big Brother house.

The evil Adria put Will up for eviction, breaking an alliance and citing technicality (she made a pinky swear with the girls – not Will) for the second time (the first time being that she didn’t promise Jase and Scott her support – her twin did). In a triple burn, Adria not only nominated Will for eviction, she denied him the use of the Power of Veto, AND cast the tiebreaker vote to boot him out right to his face. Her reasoning? Will didn't approach her to plead his case. Translation: Will didn’t kiss her ass.

No more cheerful polo shirts, no more slightly mussed but precisely styled hair, no more great one liners from the man who brought you:"It's hard to talk to Jase because all you can see are his huge watering armpit stains."

"Nurses don’t do yokes." [on carrying buckets on his shoulders for a food competition]

"There’s nothing Drew can do that would make him les attractive. He could be doing his laundry and he’s still sexy."

"Jase is about as erotic as a wet t-shirt contest in a nursing home."

Sigh. I guess Big Brother 5 has officially become Drew Watch 2004.



	Friday, August 20, 2004 · posted at 1:26 PM Where there's a Will, there's a way. Last night, Will, the fashionable, endearing witty nurse with the southern drawl, was evicted from the Big Brother house. The evil Adria put Will up for eviction, breaking an alliance and citing technicality (she made a pinky swear with the girls – not Will) for the second time (the first time being that she didn’t promise Jase and Scott her support – her twin did). In a triple burn, Adria not only nominated Will for eviction, she denied him the use of the Power of Veto, AND cast the tiebreaker vote to boot him out right to his face. Her reasoning? Will didn't approach her to plead his case. Translation: Will didn’t kiss her ass. No more cheerful polo shirts, no more slightly mussed but precisely styled hair, no more great one liners from the man who brought you:"It's hard to talk to Jase because all you can see are his huge watering armpit stains." "Nurses don’t do yokes." [on carrying buckets on his shoulders for a food competition] "There’s nothing Drew can do that would make him les attractive. He could be doing his laundry and he’s still sexy." "Jase is about as erotic as a wet t-shirt contest in a nursing home." Sigh. I guess Big Brother 5 has officially become Drew Watch 2004.	Recent Posts Bird's nest. I just got my hair cut for the first... One in a trillion. … if everyone in the world was ... Appalling mating practices. I can't believe the g... Left on the pedestal. Every week I peruse the Targ... Curtain call. Today was the last day of productio... You brought it upon yourself' It's come to my at... Not your Orwellian drama. The lemonade is squeeze... Action up! Making a movie is really just a lot of... Surely you jest. It's odd for me to think of paren... The one with the boobies. Galvez has a theory that... Morning news babie goose ryan bluemouse daves son dawntaught desiree diorama emily escadawg galveric high entropy invisible cube jepgato kyellow lilly mhuang mogbert nudream starfish + coffee verbivore Archives March 2004 April 2004 May 2004 June 2004 July 2004 August 2004 September 2004 October 2004 November 2004 December 2004 January 2005 February 2005 March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 January 2007 March 2007 April 2007 November 2008

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